Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

His ignorance is encyclopedic (Abba Eban)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a nice ring to it. (John F. Kennedywhen asked what is his favorite song)