You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. (Leon Trotsky)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. (Ludwig Wittgenstein)