Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as beingself-evident. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)