Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as beingself-evident. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)