Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as beingself-evident. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)