The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. (James Branch Cabell)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as beingself-evident. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. (George Washington Carver)